Ok, so I'm drifting as close to the bottom as I can get and just did a bad kick. I know that I'm rolling into it. What is the best low-silt recovery? Inhale, kick and hope, two fingers on the bottom...
If I'm close to a silty bottom (or any other bottom I don't want to disturb, such as coral), I'm not going to approach it rapidly. If you're under control, in neutral buoyancy, and in good trim just a bit above the bottom, it should be trivial to exhale a bit to descend for a close pass. As long as you're not trying to go fast, a big-bad-wolf-style deep inhale should yank you away from the bottom rather effectively.
While getting used to diving on the reefs in the Keys this past weekend, I actually got neutral with slightly less air in my lungs than normal. (I was breathing more toward the "bottom" of my lungs, although otherwise normally.) That gave me a nice bit of extra lift if I found myself drifting sidelong into the reef. A big inhale could very quickly get me well clear. (Then I'd look again at the current and surge and think about how I ought to approach whatever I'd been examining on the reef.) Once I got used to reading the conditions, I normalized my buoyancy and breathing, but it was convenient to have extra force in my breath control in the beginning.
Anyway, if it's just silt, a finger won't hurt much, but if you consider your approach ahead of time, you shouldn't need to find yourself out of control in the first place. That's not to say I've never done a low-viz face-plant right into the bottom, of course. Still, it's far easier to keep control of yourself than it is to regain control once you've departed controlled diving.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that even if you do a bad kick (or misjudge the current and surge on a reef dive), if you were under control before that point, you should have at least enough breath-based control left to keep yourself from messing up the place.
If you're not weighted, trimmed, and practiced enough to be fluent in breath-based fine control of buoyancy, I'd highly recommend polishing those bits before trying to fly too low across the deck. It's much more fun diving with all that dialed in.
We had a group of 12 divers searching an area about 100 feet square, on a fine silt bottom, for a lost fishing reel. We spent an hour criss-crossing the same space, and when we left, the viz was what it was when we got there. It makes for great fun!
I probably speak for at least a few people reading this thread when I ask, "So, did you guys find the reel?"