Ah yes, the Winter Olympics for Dummies.
See how long one can drive the speed limit on Black Ice and stay out of a lake. The Swiss are the expected Gold Medal winners in both singles and team sport.
Norway is expected to take the Gold in jumping from one ice patch to another over open water while trying to drill an ice-fishing hole.
Jamaica will return with the bobsled but this year substitute a 1963 Chevy pick-up with bald tires. The course will be a mountain road above a local lake. Location to be disclosed at a later date and film at 11.
Italy will be the Gold favorite for the Frozen Pizza Discus. The have to drive as fast as possible from the store to a residence over icy roads around the lake.
Mexico has pulled out of this years games when they found out the Winter Olympics involved cold temperatures and an unknown white stuff on the ground.
A notice has been sent to all teams laying out the drug testing rules. Alcohol is ok because it makes the water feel warmer.
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Gary D.
