Well Today! I got some 25y.o backyard instructor(skinny fellow, looked weak climbing over the slimey rocks getting out, took lots of time getting out too.) taking 5 students for a shore based dive. I hit the water well before them and I am a pretty switched on unit at the worst of times, so coming in they are stacked up trying to get out of the water in a nice easy spot onto a breakwall, which is relatively calm, say two foot high boat waves occasionally sweeping thru. The students are getting out and the instructor is at the back of them and said to me "where's your buddy" I replied, "what buddy??? I don't use one!" he said "thats risky!"
- I said"is there a law against it???", he said "No" I replied "do you think there should be??" he was thinking and said nothing so I added "You have more risk then I have with those 5 never been in the open sea divers, then I ever will being alone. It's all about promotion of charters and dive shops, which just make it a rich man's sport....then you want to tell me what to do?????". I then told him, "I got 100bar (1450psi) coming in, I started with 200bar(2900psi) just went to 14m max, averaged 10m and it's been a 76minute dive, how do you go for air consumption??"( I am 175lbs and 5'11" and pretty strong as I am a carpenter, I look buff as my girlfriend tells me!!!!) He didn't reply about his AC.
I pulled my fins off and used them as paddles to land myself with a wave and spike the landing into a walk, straight up to my car to change tanks and get a drink(he's parked next to me, it's in Australia, he's got a English ascent and no sun tan!).
Preparing for the 2nd dive 30minutes late, this man in his 60's solo diver rocks up, he's got vintage gear the 2 hoses each side, he's got a beer gut and uses no bcd lots of weight on the belt. I said to the instructor guy,"can't be too dangerous if that guy is still alive".
So basically- I jumped on his head quietly, without getting rude, I showed him his logic is built on assumption and don't try playing the authoritarian bastard game with me, Junior, you'll make an idiot out of you in front of your paying customers- to ask a question is ok, just show some respect for your elders when you ask it!
Your plastic card is a four, rounded corner suppository!