I dive for fun. Whether it's in a cave system, doing a technical dive, or just an easy dive, I'm out to enjoy myself. I don't do big dives with an instabuddy, so if we're in overhead, we already know each other. But if we're doing an easy dive, I don't care about your experiences or skills as much as I care about your attitude. It's even more important than if you wear your mask on your forehead or not. Without equivocation, your attitude is key to me enjoying myself on our dive.
I'm not kidding. You can tell me all the places you've been, about the classes where your instructor thought you were born diving, how deep, or long, or this, or that... but that don't impress me much. You can dive gold plated gear, dive what I dive or have a reg signed by Jackie Cou Stow... that don't impress me much, either.
Maybe you think you have the best SAC on the boat, can find the coolest creature or have the biggest camera rig? Meh. Are you here to impress me or to have fun? Are you trying to have the coolest gear, or are you here to have fun? Do you get your giggles laughing at the strokes? That don't impress me much either. If we're paired together, I'll probably just ask if we can be SOBs instead. I'm already pretty independent, and I must admit that I can have more fun diving by myself than with a prima diver.
But, and I don't care about the size of your butt, if you're here to have a blast and be a partner in the dive, then awesome. Let's splash. Who knows, you might be my next favorite dive buddy. Sass me all you want, because you know I'll be sassing you right back. Life is almost as short as our dves will be, so let's cut all the Tom Foolery and have some fun. We may never dive this way again.