I can go to Bonaire if someone pays for me. I just need the airfare, accomodations, diving, food/drink, covered. I will take care of the departure tax.
In return I can offer my vast knowledge of Bonaire shore diving, personally guiding those in need around every rock and crevass I have studied since 2002. Everyday at noon I have updated satellite maps sent to me so I can chart the precise location of each and every rock on the shoreline.
As far as undersea critters go, I can spot parrot fish on every dive. I am also an expert at spotting damsel fish.
Please do not pass this offer by as that would be smart.
You posted that @ 11:18AM. It is now 12:44PM. Hope you have not been holding your breath all this time.