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I think the french made it better
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I think the french made it better
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!".
She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says,
"I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for
the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks,
"Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies,
"They didn't last year."
She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says,
"I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for
the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks,
"Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies,
"They didn't last year."
JamesK
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divedude
Guest
Amanda once bubbled...
Actually, I had the secret hope someone would go and post the translation of the joke as some Web-translator gives it...
It could've been very funny...
Two blond ones discuss = "And you, you smoke after love?" - I know not, I never looked at ..."
A. J. Shark
Guest
My friend told me this today....
How do blonde brain cells die??
Alone. :bonk: ut:
How do blonde brain cells die??
Alone. :bonk:
ut:
Rooster1
Guest
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappucino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heaven the voiced bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappucino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heaven the voiced bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."
GTADiver
Contributor
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young blonde
woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a
tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her
turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of
the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking
that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she
still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and
for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much
to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my
body! I don't even know who you are!
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I
would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends. "
woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a
tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her
turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of
the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking
that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she
still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and
for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much
to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on
the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my
body! I don't even know who you are!
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I
would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends. "
scubaredneck
Guest
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. we're going at night!"
ut:
Did you hear they trapped a rare blonde coyote?
It chewed off three of it's legs and was still trapped.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. we're going at night!"
ut: Did you hear they trapped a rare blonde coyote?
It chewed off three of it's legs and was still trapped.
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