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Scubaroo once bubbled...
Is that some kind of trailer park joke us house living hoity toity folks don't get?


Might be living in Kentucky, but don't live in a trailer, have dogs living under my front porch, live in a holler OR have a moonshine still in the back woods...but certainly didn't have to have anyone explain this one to me! And yes, I have blonde hair!!!



Cindy

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Scubaroo once bubbled...
Is that some kind of trailer park joke us house living hoity toity folks don't get?

(Had to get my girlfriend to explain it to me)

Dude, what are you saying about your girlfriend if it is a trailer park joke and she had to explain it to you? You better make sure she doesn't read that or you might get in trouble. :D

Chad
 
How can you tell a blonde has been at the computer....

There's writing all over the screen

How can you tell she's been back?

White-out is now on the screen.


What do you call 5 blondes standing next to each other?

A Wind-tunnel



And now my classic favorite joke (it's not aimed at blondes, so some of you might be disappointed)

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?





















Sparky!!
 
ok these might be kinda bad, but as she said...bring them on so here goes.


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How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scatch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
 
Its more fun to dive with a blonde..aslong as she is you wife...:)
 
What is brown and white and red all over......






A brunette that told too many blonde jokes.:bash:
 
A. J. Shark once bubbled...
Just wondering if anyone knew any good blonde jokes??
- A J :eek:ut:

i have a few!

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Q what do you call a dumb blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A a foursome

Q why do dumb blondes get confused in the ladies toilet?
A they have to pull their knickers down

Q what do you get if you lie 50 dumb blondes on the floor, ear to ear?
A a wind tunnel.

Q how does a dumb blonde commit suicide?
A she gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q Why did the dumb blonde stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours?
A becasue it said "concentrate".

Q why did god give dumb blondes 2% more brain power than horses?
A becasue he didn't want them sh*tting in the streets during parades.

Q why was the dumb blonde disappointed with her trip to London?
A she found out Big Ben is only a clock.

i hope these are good to you.

reply to jack@jack-brown.com or send a private message if you want.

scuba jack
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What's the first thing a Blonde does when she gets up in the morning????

Goes Home:confused:

How do you know that a Blonde has been using you typwriter?

There's white-out on the keys!

A readhead goes to the doctors office and tells the nurse that everywhere she touches on her body hurts. The nurse tells the doctor and he brings her into the room and sits her down. In his disbelief he asks her again and she replies the same thing. the doctor tells her to show again in disbelief. The redhead touches her arm and screams out in utter pain, then she touches her thigh and screams out again, then her head and again screams even louder, then she touches shtomach and again thesame result. The doctor inquires if she had always been a redhead. She replies no I used to be a Blonde. The doctor sayes that's what I thought you dumb blonde, Your fingers broken:):):)
That's all I can think of for now!
 
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