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Belushi

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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to- back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
 
Great joke, Scubagod, I didn't realise they were still telling that one about me!

I thank you for your kind vote of confidence in my drinking abilities. Now if only I can get you to endorse my candidacy for the moderator's post I would be a happy man.

Say, do you get all the good looking birds like Magnum PI?
You don't look much like Tom Selleck...

:(
 
If I looked like him then I would be a bit too conspicuous to be a good private dick. Just a complete one
 
Belushi once bubbled...
If I looked like him then I would be a bit too conspicuous to be a good private dick. Just a complete one

I suppose a private dick is a higher calling than a public one.

WW
 
Irishdiver once bubbled...
Say, do you get all the good looking birds like Magnum PI?
You don't look much like Tom Selleck...:(

Irishdiver......He better not get all the good looking birds.....I'm his fiancee!!! :D
 
ScubaBaby once bubbled...


Irishdiver......He better not get all the good looking birds.....I'm his fiancee!!! :D

Hi Scubababy...Belushi may not look much like Tom Selleck but I checked out your website and may I say that he has indeed got the best looking 'bird' around. Have you named a date yet? Valentine's day is just around the corner...ladies' choice and all of that.


Love is in the air, da da dee da...

:wavey:
 

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