Immigrant humor

[wrongkey]

Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says.

The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a
moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

 

[aquababe]

good one

 

[ripngrind]

Two Irish men recently arrived to america, having spent all their money on the boat fare are sitting on on the quay side on ellis island broke and wondering what next to do.
Two divers emerge from the water and are bobbing on the surface.
At this stage one of the irish men turns to the other and says,

" Paddy, we could have saved the boat fare and walked like those two"