Kayla
Contributor
These are pretty funny! Keep em coming!
Kayla
Kayla
Immature diver pick up lines
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OP
After we go to our LDS lets get into the H20 with our BC's and we can avoid DCI and hopefully PMS...then maybe after we come out of the H20 and take off the BC's..you might be up for a BJ!!
Hey babe, let's go get wet together...
and
The best thing about being a cave diver... We are trained in the proper penetration techniques.
Come back to my place and we can do some lights out drills.
That's a pretty tight restriction, perhaps we should try side mounting it?
Let's practice our S-drill, you can breathe off of my long hose.
More to come later...
and
The best thing about being a cave diver... We are trained in the proper penetration techniques.
Come back to my place and we can do some lights out drills.
That's a pretty tight restriction, perhaps we should try side mounting it?
Let's practice our S-drill, you can breathe off of my long hose.
More to come later...
art.chick
Contributor
"That's a lucky snorkel in your mouth!"
builderbloke
Contributor
damn girl ive never seen this much sealife on 1 dive
OP
as long as their is not an abundance of algae in the coral reef...then dives can last a very long time.
Ensure that on the way up from your dive that you make a de-ejaculation stop about half way up the sandy bottom. :/
This will ensure that you and your 'dive' buddy will surely engage in this 'buddy system' activity in the future.
Remember..practice..practice..practice...with mask on, but preferably off.
Ensure that on the way up from your dive that you make a de-ejaculation stop about half way up the sandy bottom. :/
This will ensure that you and your 'dive' buddy will surely engage in this 'buddy system' activity in the future.
Remember..practice..practice..practice...with mask on, but preferably off.
MuddyFox
Guest
10. Line isn't necessary but can be fun.
9. You aren't required to hang around after you're done.
8. Fishnets are an accessory not a hazard.
7. Lights are optional.
6. Buddies are optional.
5. Those latex drysuits are ultra-thin!
4. You can always find your way out of the cave.
3. Bungied Wings of Kinky!
2. 3 caves!
1. You only need your partner's approval to be "Doing It Right."
9. You aren't required to hang around after you're done.
8. Fishnets are an accessory not a hazard.
7. Lights are optional.
6. Buddies are optional.
5. Those latex drysuits are ultra-thin!
4. You can always find your way out of the cave.
3. Bungied Wings of Kinky!
2. 3 caves!
1. You only need your partner's approval to be "Doing It Right."
caymaniac
Contributor
To get a precise fit for your wetsuit I'm gonna have to measure you with your clothes off
Caymaniac
Caymaniac
caymaniac
Contributor
Let me show you what you have to do for that advanced certification:boom:
Caymaniac
Caymaniac
