sunshinefishy
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Me neither. Especially not those involving wrecks and penetration. Opps, did that come out of my mouth?
Immature diver pick up lines
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Me neither. Especially not those involving wrecks and penetration. Opps, did that come out of my mouth?
KY Jelly was just for my drysuit seals,.......did you?? 
(It really does work great for that........ the Drysuit seals that is) :mean:
(It really does work great for that........ the Drysuit seals that is) :mean:
Spectre
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Oh geez. MSilvia... I don't want to hear anything about how much bigger your tickle stick is than mine. 'cause it's not always about size, it's about the variety of holes and the manuverability once in those holes...
I can get my tickle stick in places you can't even imagine!
Oh man... my mind hadn't even gone into that realm yet! Gee.. .thanks!
"I use this line to find my way out after deep penetration!"
"My snorkel? Oh.. it's around here somewhere!"
'Is that one of those new under-water bras?"
"Have you ever seen an Ocean Pout?"
"Well, then tell the water you're not diving today!"
Amber
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Tech diver shirt:
on the front: I'm a tech diver
Back: I like it hard and deep
on the front: I'm a tech diver
Back: I like it hard and deep
Spectre
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Hey... I could use that one!
Amber
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Whats the "share wet suit" signal?
Spectre
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Back: I hang really long!
Amber
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Nice one. I didn't think of that one before.
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ROTFLMAO!
It's not so funny actually. I've fallen for worse.
BEACHBUM885
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you're sending out signals like a dolphin... only I can hear you you look sexy in neoprene
If I didn't know any better I'd say those sharks are showing too much interest in you. Perhaps you should stay close to me
I know I know I'm shutting down for the nightut:
If I didn't know any better I'd say those sharks are showing too much interest in you. Perhaps you should stay close to me
I know I know I'm shutting down for the night
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