Immature diver pick up lines

[jepuskar]

"Hey baby... I go down for bugs" ummmm..lets not go there.

Thats almost as bad as saying....Lets go down and see if we can catch some crabs.
:boom:

Hey is that the ocean I smell or is that you....ouch..sorry ladies!!

Im too new to SCUBA...give me a couple weeks and I'll have some really good ones. PROMISE!!

 

[MSilvia]

"You're into scuba? Me too... it's my second favorite kind of diving!"

Q: "Do you go very deep?"
A: "Never had any complaints."

 

[Spectre]

Originally posted by jepuskar
"Hey is that the ocean I smell or is that you"

You're not helping my attempts to stay respectible!!!

Swerving back to the road my mother would want me to be on....

"My, you look really hot in that wetsuit" [followed with the innocent embarrasment of what that might have come out like].

"Hey, you want this bug I just caught?"

DOAH... sorry... I have very short surface intervals of decency...

eek:

 

[Spectre]

I had to _really_ hold back last night. I'm kneeling down packing up my gear, and this group of 3 girls and a guy stop on their way to their car:

"Do you see anything good down there?"

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH :implode:

 

[Friggincold]

You can do what? with a golf ball and snorkle.

Do you want to breathe my long hose?

You like my big flippers?

Are you cold or is that a custom suit with those little bumps

How deep do you like to go?

Nice set of wings you have there?

How much air do you use with those big lungs?

Can you show me how you get the water out of your snorkle?

Friggincold

 

[TCDiver1]

VERY sorry in advance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No really! Most divers look really stupid with a regulator in their mouth, you look really cute! Wanna go to my place & see what else looks good in there?

I'm not kidding! Everything feels better after a Nitrox dive. I can prove it to you back in your hotel room if you want.


Instructor to student:
Seriously, i have to put my hand there to properly evaluate this exercise & you are doing VERY good! We may need to remediate this skill back at my place

ZING!


:tease:

 

[icebox]

Well during the few remaining minutes I have left at work, I had to help this thread along. I tried to keep it clean, but well some are better than others...

"And I don't even need to come up for air..."

"How'd you like to dive and see my rocks?"

"Wow. That regulator looks great in your mouth."

"You know; I have a large 'tank'?"

"Wow Betty, look at the way that "tank" is hung."

Have a great day!!!

Mike

 

[kwesler]

I was waiting for your appearance!

Ken

 

[kwesler]

I thought I was narced...but it was YOU!

(works for both sexes...or doesn't work for either sex...whatever)

Ken

 

[MSilvia]

LOL

Originally posted by NetDoc
Wanna see my tickle stick?

:notworthy