I'm not nervous, my mom is.
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Ben, I'm tight rope wakers' mother. DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT BOY TELLS YOU.
Once I finish lacing up my combat boots, I'm going to tell you a story of how I fixed him and his brother one day.
I was cleaning the house one day when trw and his brother were out side playing.
I was sweeping the floor, and had moved the piano, when all of a sudden this big black spider fell out from behind it. It was the size of a pie plate, and I'm not talking one of those small pies. My two yougins eat them small pies like oreos.
I took the broom that was in my hand and immediately started beating that spider like John Henry was driving piles. The neighbors heard me screaming all the way up the road.
Finally trw and his brother came running in, probaly wanting to make sure I didn't ruin their supper.
When I stopped to catch my breath, trw went over and picked up what was left of the spider.
He turned it over to show his brother, and immediately, he and his brother started laughing out of control.
On the bottom of the spider read," made in Japan".
Oh, they laughted for a long time on that one. I didn't say much, but at that moment, I immediately started hatching a plan. A few months had gone by, when I needed to do the boys laundry.
Well, it just so happened that I had to do some fiberglass curtains as well.
Remembering the spider incident, and how much fun they got out of that, well, I accidently mixed the curtains with their underwear.
When they got home from school at the end of the day after wearing those underwear, they were bleeding from head to toe from scratching so much.
I met them at the door with this surprised look on my face, then I went back to stirring my cauldron like nothing had happened.
To this day, trw will not even get into a fibergalss boat, for the flash backs he suffers from.
So you see Ben. moms have a way of getting even.
And it could have been a lot worse.....I could have turned them both into a frog.
TRW: mom, get off the computor!!!!
MOM: Fiberglass, did you hear me boy? I said FIBERGLASS!!!!!!!!!!!
TRW: HELP,!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once I finish lacing up my combat boots, I'm going to tell you a story of how I fixed him and his brother one day.
I was cleaning the house one day when trw and his brother were out side playing.
I was sweeping the floor, and had moved the piano, when all of a sudden this big black spider fell out from behind it. It was the size of a pie plate, and I'm not talking one of those small pies. My two yougins eat them small pies like oreos.
I took the broom that was in my hand and immediately started beating that spider like John Henry was driving piles. The neighbors heard me screaming all the way up the road.
Finally trw and his brother came running in, probaly wanting to make sure I didn't ruin their supper.
When I stopped to catch my breath, trw went over and picked up what was left of the spider.
He turned it over to show his brother, and immediately, he and his brother started laughing out of control.
On the bottom of the spider read," made in Japan".
Oh, they laughted for a long time on that one. I didn't say much, but at that moment, I immediately started hatching a plan. A few months had gone by, when I needed to do the boys laundry.
Well, it just so happened that I had to do some fiberglass curtains as well.
Remembering the spider incident, and how much fun they got out of that, well, I accidently mixed the curtains with their underwear.
When they got home from school at the end of the day after wearing those underwear, they were bleeding from head to toe from scratching so much.
I met them at the door with this surprised look on my face, then I went back to stirring my cauldron like nothing had happened.
To this day, trw will not even get into a fibergalss boat, for the flash backs he suffers from.
So you see Ben. moms have a way of getting even.
And it could have been a lot worse.....I could have turned them both into a frog.
TRW: mom, get off the computor!!!!
MOM: Fiberglass, did you hear me boy? I said FIBERGLASS!!!!!!!!!!!
TRW: HELP,!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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