I realize the original post is tongue in cheek, but to add a touch of seriousness...
ScubaPro will indeed sponsor you for wearing their equipment, but they want to have some kind of assurance that you will look like you know what you are doing while wearing their gear. In fact, pretty much all dive equipment manufacturers will do that. They will offer significant discounts to professionals who wear their gear, sometimes below dealer cost. With some companies, it can be very difficult to get those discounts, and with others it can be pretty easy. I used to be a ScubaPro billboard for pretty much that reason. Now I own almost nothing made by them. Ironically in light of the original post, I only have a 15-year old mask that they probably don't even make any more.