I swear, I am not making this up.

[Wayward Son]

Sadly, yes. Some years ago we reached the point where at least one forearm manufacturer start stamping a warning label into the barrels of their guns.

 

[Nomad]

In the PC world of today all instructions have to be easy enough for the lowest common denominator to follow, ie the village idiot.

I wonder if that position is still available. Does it include full benefits?

 

[fairybasslet]

Sadly, yes. Some years ago we reached the point where at least one forearm manufacturer start stamping a warning label into the barrels of their guns.

I didn't know prosthetic devices could be deadly.

 

[fairybasslet]

And you are a member of MENSA? It just goes to show you that super-intelligence and common-sense do not necessarily co-habitate.

Didn't you know that MENSA stood for "Men Eating Nasty Soaking Articles"?

 

[Wayward Son]

Typo, shoulda read firearm. I hate this keyboard, it's constantly miss-spelling words for me

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Didn't you know that MENSA stood for "Men Eating Nasty Soaking Articles"?

Shhhh... We likes it like that!

 

[fairybasslet]

Typo, shoulda read firearm. I hate this keyboard, it's constantly miss-spelling words for me

Love ya Stu. :10:

 

[Jamdiver]

I brought a South Beach breakfast wrap to eat at work this morning, and I'm reading the directions on the box. This is what they said:

1) open one end of the plastic overwrap
2) put on microwave safe plate
3) cook for 1:45
4) remover plastic overwrap before eating.

I am not making this up. Are people really that stupid?

Yes!!

Witness the 'Do not drink warnings' on bottles of bleach..
Darwin and natural selection are being thwarted by all our modern day safeguards.. .

 

[cdiver2]

I wonder if that position is still available. Does it include full benefits?

Not in my village. We used to have a VI that asked for benefits, he was imedeatly upgraded to hey stupid

 

[ItsBruce]

The best way to screw up any system is to follow the rules to the letter. One of my clients received a subpoena for a tape recording he had. It resulted in a big fight. Ultimately, the judge ordered me to provide the other side with a copy of the recording. I did just what the judge ordered. I slapped it onto the photocopy machine, copied it and sent the copy to the other side. Its been five years and I've yet to hear back from them.