I danced with a llama because I was high

[BabyDuck]

i yelled at a football player because i'm NOT a homosexual...

hmm. i wonder if *he* was. but why would i care? why would i yell at him about it? i can only assume 'him', because there aren't female ones, are there? if so, i'd better be doing more than yelling at her, 'cause she's gonna be big enough to force the issue...

then again, what does she look like? maybe she's attractive. maybe i should stop yelling.

 

[baydive20]

I choked on a gangster because the voices told me to.

 

[Trixxie]

Can we let this fall off the page now?

:lol:
No way -
I had lunch with a stuffed animal because I was drunk

 

[Trixxie]

I had lunch with a stuffed animal because I was HIGH

(I am wearing a different shirt today and this was about to fall of the page.....)

 

[AJShark]

I ran over a fork Because im sexy and do what I want
Umm ok....

 

[Kray_Z]

I ran over a fork Because im sexy and do what I want

you know it

 

[lil sis]

I loved myself because I hate myself

 

[lil sis]

that makes NO sense at all

 

[Jim Ernst]

(i loved a gangster because i am sexy and do what i want) oh this is soo not right, i hope she wasnt to big and mean!!!

 

[maggs_the]

I had lunch with a stuffed animal because I was HIGH

(I am wearing a different shirt today and this was about to fall of the page.....)

thanks for not letting it fall off the page we've passed this around the office and been in TEARS with laughter.. and I too have a different shirt, so..

I danced with a llama because I'm sexy and do what I want :blinking: