I danced with a llama because I was high

[maggs_the]

I murdered my best friends boyfriend because the voices told me to...


Creepy...won't hold up in a court of law....can't prove it!

Note to Self: Don't tell Mike about new boyfriend

 

[Bubble Junky]

I played with a baseball bat because I was drunk.

 

[TwoBitTxn]

I sang to a noodle because the voices told me to.

I always do what the voices tell me, what's wrong with that?

 

[Brian1968]

I yelled at a spoon because I can't control myself.

 

[Buoyant1]

I smoked my cell phone because I was drunk! (basically I was pretty _____up!)

 

[Kray_Z]

I played with a baseball bat because I was drunk.

i keep reading it wrong and thinking it says basketball bat.... because i was drunk

 

[dive_lover88]

I did the Macarena with a Mexican Because im sexy and do what I want
cheers
D

 

[ch0ppersrule]

I danced with my neighbor because I am sexy and do what I want

 

[ch0ppersrule]

I loved a banana because thats how I roll.
This is my daughters, but I thought it was funny so I had to share.
The hubby's is: I sang to my neighbor because I hate myself

 

[Hammerhead]

I danced with myself because I hate myself

(gotta change the green shirt...)