I accidentally put my dive computer in the washing machine

[BlueTrin]

just curious did you use fabric softener..

No I used GfLo to soften the cycle.

But the cycle ended up more vicious than I predicted.

 

[rhwestfall]

If you could look at the dive graph it will show you really need to work on your buoyancy. You were up and down the whole dive!!

assuming a front loader... Is that configuration DIR compliant?

 

[BoltSnap]

Hey hey hey, attempts in bad dumb humor are NOT allowed here please. Let's stay serious and focused!!

Did the computer lock out because of the rapid ascents and descents?

 

[Lorenzoid]

So there won't be anything for the computer to record and all those dumb deco jokes are nothing more than a lame attempt at humor.

A "lame attempt at humor" might be just what the OP needs to see to assuage fears his computer is damaged. Humor can sometimes be useful.

My humorless two cents about humor.

 

[tridacna]

I'm sure that this is now a real pressing issue for the OP.

 

[broncobowsher]

I'm sure that this is now a real pressing issue for the OP.

It won't take that long to iron it out.

 

[tridacna]

It won't take that long to iron it out.

Why don’t you loan him a new computer to TIDE him over?

 

[broncobowsher]

Why don’t you loan him a new computer to TIDE him over?

ALL he needs to GAIN some CHEER is to know that everything is fine.

 

[Soloist]

I hate to throw cold water on all the fun, but this thread has been put through the ringer. It’s out of steam and washed up. There’s no delicate way to say this, but the laundry list of bad puns is a stain and those responsible for posting should be hung out to dry. I am agitated and suggest this load of nonsense be scrubbed from WashBoard!

 

[Norwegian Cave Diver]

I hate to throw cold water on all the fun, but this thread has been put through the ringer. It’s out of steam and washed up. There’s no delicate way to say this, but the laundry list of bad puns is a stain and those responsible for posting should be hung out to dry. I am agitated and suggest this load of nonsense be scrubbed from WashBoard!

You win!! The tide is in your favour. That's the best one.