sunshinefishy
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Budgy - not to worry. I've had to wear the imaginary stupid sign everytime my friends and I hang out. We are always getting into one dumb situation or another. 
HUMOR: How do these people survive?
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these people...this world would be a very dull place to live ......wouldn't it ??
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;-0Hi Sunshine,
Its just I seem to wear one most of the time, in a world I think is crazy. I will go diving in a snowstorm so no doubt I am suitably certifyable, by more than just diving agencies.
Its just I seem to wear one most of the time, in a world I think is crazy. I will go diving in a snowstorm so no doubt I am suitably certifyable, by more than just diving agencies.
With apologies to George Carlin.
It is scary just how dumb the average person really is.
The really scary thing is half the people out there are dumber than that!
Then there is the problem that many of the above average group have is, full of s**t.
The word that comes after common is "nail".
michael
It is scary just how dumb the average person really is.
The really scary thing is half the people out there are dumber than that!
Then there is the problem that many of the above average group have is, full of s**t.
The word that comes after common is "nail".
michael
Question, "You mean that I have to pull the cover off of the box?"
Answer, "No, I am going to stuff a 54" plug through a 32" manhole. Here is your sign."
Yes, this one was from this morning. A contractor needs a 54" pipe plugged. The biggest plug that can possible go through a manhole is a 42" and that is a struggle and not a good idea.
Question, "You going in the water?"
Answer, "Nope, I just like wearing this black rubber suit in the FL sun. Here is your sign."
That was yesterday when I was suited up to pump concrete fabriform in a water filled ditch.
Such is the life of an inland commercial diver.
michael
Answer, "No, I am going to stuff a 54" plug through a 32" manhole. Here is your sign."
Yes, this one was from this morning. A contractor needs a 54" pipe plugged. The biggest plug that can possible go through a manhole is a 42" and that is a struggle and not a good idea.
Question, "You going in the water?"
Answer, "Nope, I just like wearing this black rubber suit in the FL sun. Here is your sign."
That was yesterday when I was suited up to pump concrete fabriform in a water filled ditch.
Such is the life of an inland commercial diver.
michael
"wow - are you going diving? do you see anything down there?" - Nope -the fish are all hanging out at the market.
Wow - are you going diving? How deep do you go?" - Well, we usually only go to the bottom... (this one leaves alot of people with that blank expression - like they missed something - which they did...
Big T
Wow - are you going diving? How deep do you go?" - Well, we usually only go to the bottom... (this one leaves alot of people with that blank expression - like they missed something - which they did...
Big T
DameDykker
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This I belive is what Dilbert (www.dilbert.com) calls induhviduals. The newsletter usualy includes storie of real life induhviduals ( and cowworkers)
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TexasMike
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DameDykker used the word "cowworkers"
I think she's just developed the politcally correct form for the NFL football team here in Dallas........The Dallas Cowworkers
I think she's just developed the politcally correct form for the NFL football team here in Dallas........The Dallas Cowworkers
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TexasMike
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Rangers might do okay this season. They got some good hitters back into the line up....now if they can just get some decent folks on the pitching staff.
I'm still trying to figure out if what the Stars have done in that last minute trade is going to help or hurt them.
I'm still trying to figure out if what the Stars have done in that last minute trade is going to help or hurt them.
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