How to impress a Woman and a Man

[aussie_shark_bait]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food.

 

[ASUPaula]

Thanks for making me laugh, again!. I'm trying to decide it I can post this one at work.

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

I should have added to his
Bring 6 pack or more of beer.

ASB, Glad you like them, laugh today like you won't tomorrow.

 

[Jchoby]

Thanks for the chuckle...

 

[RICHinNC]

yep, i was gonna say....forgot the beer.

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

But.. in retrospect, he really should have a beer fridge with a couple of home brewed kegs in it!!!