First, let me tell you all the real way the Jewfish got its name. FROM HIS JEWISH MOTHER!!! :11: His father had absolutely nothing to say in the matter!
The fish was born and a week or so later out came the razor blade...swish!...and...well the rest is history. Then the fish went to school to become a doctor. Unfortunately, the name surgeon fish was taken so rather than go back to school to become a lawyer and thus being named a shark, he just settled for Jewfish. See...it's easy.
Personally, being of the Goliath faith, I think it is one of the stupidest examples of political correctness so far. I have never been phased by the term and never even considered that it could possibly be racist or demeaning. Then again, I think it's equally stupid to change the name of baseball teams that end in some American Indian slang.
I'm even having a hard time about the tendency to identify people by their country of ethnic/racial origin vs where they actually live. Every day I have to tell other people that I am Polish/Prussian American. My wife is an Israeli American. I'm not quite sure what that makes my kids! Sometimes...like when filling out U.S. Census forms, my wife has to indicate that she is ACTUALLY, a Jewish Asian American. You see, Israel is a part of Asia, not Europe.
Here in Miami, it is more correct to refer to people as Latin American, Cuban American, Native American, Anglo-American, etc. Unfortunately this seems to leave me out. I have no Spanish heritage so I can't use those terms, I am not from an American Indian tribe, so that's out and none of my ancestors are from England, hence I am not really "Anglo" except when compared to any Spanish speaking American country, I am considered an Anglo.
It also confuses me to no end that are these labels seem to refer to persons born in other countrys and then naturalized EXCEPT when there are children of these labeled Americans born within the US. Then it seems politically correct to refer to these offspring as the same national origin label as their parents...which is senseless because if your born here, you are....you guessed it...American.
I'm wondering...If I lived in Australia, would I be labeled as American Australian, Jewish American Australian, Anglo American Australian, etc. Or...would someone there think that anyone doing this is off their rocker?
Back to the grouper. It used to be nice to go diving on Saturdays. I would go out on the boat with friends and we would sit around blowing bubbles with our friend, the rabbifish. A religious experience! Now however, I have to sit around with this really big, stupid fish and throw rocks at it with a Hawaiian sling!
Regards,
Larry Stein
Polish, Prussian, Anglo, Caucasian, born in the USA, American
PS: OK, one more thing. Do you know why male Jewfish die before female Jewfish?.......
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BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!