Horse/Bar

[jepuskar]

I horse walks into a bar and goes 'Hay Bartender'

The bartender goes, what can I get you?

Horse goes, Hay Bartender!

 

[scuberd]

Horse walks into a bar
bartender says "why the long face?"

 

[jepuskar]

Three guys walk into a bar, but the fourth one ducks.

 

[scuberd]

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddist monk all walk into a bar
bartender says "what is this, a joke?"

 

[AQUA PROP]

A polar bear walks into a bar and says can I have a ............................................................................
................................................................................
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.beer please.

The barman ask's, Why the big pause ?


Because Im a polar bear he reply's.

 

[Jester]

A woman walks into a bar with a duck on her head.

Bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get that pig?"

Woman says, "I beg your pardon, that's not a pig...it's a duck!"

Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck!"




Ba-dum-pum!

 

[Ontario Diver]

Two toothless termites walk into a bar and aks..

Hey, is the bar tender here?

 

[f94gator]

Did you hear about the baby seal that walked into a club?

:wacko: