...i didn't like the "moonshine" since it was flavored with tamarind
Tamarind??? There's no tamarind in the hills of Tennessee and Kentucky. I've only had clear, which damn near dropped me, then clear but the jar is stuffed with cherries, and apple pie which tastes like, well, liquid apple pie fighting back.
With all that rum being swilled down there washing down all the rum cake and rum balls, who is protecting the turtle nests from the turtle nest protectors?