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HERS
1 - Pulls off at wrong exit
2 - Opens window
3 - Asks policeman directions
4 - Arrives at destination
HIS
1 - Pulls off at wrong exit, absolutely positive its the correct one
2 - Drives 5 miles into the wilderness, still thinks its right
3 - Drives an extra 5 miles just in case
4 - Finally pulls up at a Macdonalds and rolls down the window
5 - Gets 3 hot dogs, a large slurpee and beef jerky
6 - Asks the guy behind the counter how to get back onto the highway
7 - Gets back into the car
8 - Closes the door, then farts
9 - Laughs at the idea of looking at the map as he pulls away from Macdonalds
10 - Drives down a dirt road with no street lights, insisting this is the way back because Habib El-Mahawatashmin back at Macdonalds said it was
11 - Almost hit a deer
12 - Curses the night, you, and the large slurpee
13 - Stops by the side of the road to take a leak
14 - Still taking a leak
15 - Almost done - I think
16 - Returns to the car
17 - Drives and fiddles with the radio
18 - Yells at you for suggesting the map again
19 - Admits he didnt want to go to Thanksgiving at your sisters anyway
20 - He hates your sister ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
21 - He had to look up pernicious and couldnt find a dictionary
22 - Finally found a dictionary and couldnt spell pernicious
23 - Seethes at the memory of it all
But she is laughing inside and of course they are still lost!!!!!
ASB
1 - Pulls off at wrong exit
2 - Opens window
3 - Asks policeman directions
4 - Arrives at destination
HIS
1 - Pulls off at wrong exit, absolutely positive its the correct one
2 - Drives 5 miles into the wilderness, still thinks its right
3 - Drives an extra 5 miles just in case
4 - Finally pulls up at a Macdonalds and rolls down the window
5 - Gets 3 hot dogs, a large slurpee and beef jerky
6 - Asks the guy behind the counter how to get back onto the highway
7 - Gets back into the car
8 - Closes the door, then farts
9 - Laughs at the idea of looking at the map as he pulls away from Macdonalds
10 - Drives down a dirt road with no street lights, insisting this is the way back because Habib El-Mahawatashmin back at Macdonalds said it was
11 - Almost hit a deer
12 - Curses the night, you, and the large slurpee
13 - Stops by the side of the road to take a leak
14 - Still taking a leak
15 - Almost done - I think
16 - Returns to the car
17 - Drives and fiddles with the radio
18 - Yells at you for suggesting the map again
19 - Admits he didnt want to go to Thanksgiving at your sisters anyway
20 - He hates your sister ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
21 - He had to look up pernicious and couldnt find a dictionary
22 - Finally found a dictionary and couldnt spell pernicious
23 - Seethes at the memory of it all
But she is laughing inside and of course they are still lost!!!!!
ASB
