Hijacking! How good are you?

[livinoz]

Oh ... no that is just the connection to the network card (ethernet port) ... they run at 100Mbps ...

that is the connection between the computer and your router ... not your router and the internet

Broadband Speed Test

try this sometime and see what you get ...

Ahhh...I'm hopeless at computer stuff.

 

[tiggrr]

She says she is afraid the airplane will depressurize while she is on the loo:mooner: and she will get stuck or sucked out the hole:shocked2:

I told her not to worrie her behind is waaay to big to worry about that

Now that is a perfect sister answer.

night tiggrr :grouphug:

question guys do you normall "read back" to see what happened before you come on?

But, of course. Can't bear to miss a thing!!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

this will take a minute so don't run away on me

 

[livinoz]

Well...it says 2.63 Mbps download and 363 kbps upload...that sounds pretty bad to me.

 

[thanksforallthefish]

Oh no ... you should not encourage her really ...

 

[ZenDiver.3D]

FIsh!!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

When I was living at home we didn't have a lot of money and several places we had to use an outhouse... no running water... nasty in the winter...

Well one evening my Mom kept putting off going out to the biffy cause it was about -40 C or so. Placing your bare bottom on a biffy at that temp is not nice

She delayed and delayed and finally headed out and up the path... well when the cold air hit her it created an urgency she hadn't anticipated.

Realizing she couldn't make it all the way she decided to make some yellow snow. She dropped her drawers, started to go... now remember this is night... pitch black outside... and started to pee.

Unfortunately she didn't realize the dog was on the path. The dog didn't like the shower and jumped up which resulted in Mom feeling furr brushing across her bottom.

Bear and bare come to mind

She screamed and tried to run only to land in her own yellow snow and get a very cold bottom and the dog wasn't seen for nearly two days

 

[bowlofpetunias]

FIsh!!

hi there Zen we are telling potty jokes

 

[livinoz]

When I was living at home we didn't have a lot of money and several places we had to use an outhouse... no running water... nasty in the winter...

Well one evening my Mom kept putting off going out to the biffy cause it was about -40 C or so. Placing your bare bottom on a biffy at that temp is not nice

She delayed and delayed and finally headed out and up the path... well when the cold air hit her it created an urgency she hadn't anticipated.

Realizing she couldn't make it all the way she decided to make some yellow snow. She dropped her drawers, started to go... now remember this is night... pitch black outside... and started to pee.

Unfortunately she didn't realize the dog was on the path. The dog didn't like the shower and jumped up which resulted in Mom feeling furr brushing across her bottom.

Bear and bare come to mind

She screamed and tried to run only to land in her own yellow snow and get a very cold bottom and the dog wasn't seen for nearly two days

And mom needed a bath quick smart!

Oh that's funny!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

another one for postierity? :rofl: