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while cruising through the scuba humor forum the other night, i came upon the blond jokes thread. some struck me as funny, some didn't. several struck me as ugly. but humor is in the mind of the beholder, so i'm interested in what other women think of these....
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A Golden Retreiver
Q: How do you know a blonde has been using your computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
two others made my original list, but have since been deleted by one of the moderators. my thanks to him for listening. jls/dm, added 1/11/03
edited to alter the tone of my writing, but not the jokes themselves. my apologies if the original tone was offensive. jls/dm, added 12/02
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A Golden Retreiver
Q: How do you know a blonde has been using your computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
two others made my original list, but have since been deleted by one of the moderators. my thanks to him for listening. jls/dm, added 1/11/03
edited to alter the tone of my writing, but not the jokes themselves. my apologies if the original tone was offensive. jls/dm, added 12/02
