Happy Halloween!

[Diver Lori]

Late one dark and stormy night,
a man was walking home alone,
when he hears a.......


BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP... behind him.




Walking faster, he looks back
and makes out the image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle
of the street...right toward him!




BUMP...




BUMP...



BUMP...




Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home,
the coffin bumping quickly along behind him ...


faster...

faster...


catching up with him...


BUMP...



BUMP....

BUMP.


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,
opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks
the door behind him. Whereupon, the coffin
commences crashing through his door, and
the lid of the coffin begins clapping ...



clap-BUMP...



clap-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP-BUMP...

...right on the heels of the terrified man.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling;
his breath is coming in sobbing gasps as
he listens to the coffin bumping up the stairs...



With a loud CRASH the coffin starts
breaking down the door, and clapping at him!
The man screams and reaches for something
heavy, anything ... anything at all ...
His hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
ROBITUSSIN .


Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
hard as he can at the apparition,





and...







the coffin stops.

 

[Walter]

I love it!

 

[PhotoTJ]

Magnificent in it's banality!

 

[adder70]

We need a poll to see who saw it coming. I didn't have the wording quite right, but I did make the connection. That's downright hilarious. :laugh:

 

[WileEDiver]

My God, that was awful--I loved it. I've already forwarded it on and I think I hear the groans all the way from across the Atlantic.

 

[ReeseTD]

ROFLMAO damn that is a funny one.. Well happy holloween :ghosty: :reaper: