WE don't get two races.
THEY (Fontukey) gets two races.
Man, I hive up if I gotta go east of the 605. East of I15 and I may as well be on another planet.
NASCAR - you're killing me. Hygene-sided (crest, tide, et al...) many hued rigs turning left is completely lost on me. F1 - I get a little bit of a pulse (shifting, mixing in a right turn, etc...) NASCAR -its just another reason to sit on your car and get plowed, then drive home. The only thing funnier than shirtless 'necks standing on top of RV's in the baking sun watching cars go in a circle is NASCAR on radio. Now THAT is funny.
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("Play by Play" guy) Ernie (or Dale, or Kyle, or who ever) just whizzed by...
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(Color Commentator) Yup.
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Fastest Growing....didn't the WWE/WWF/LMNO recently hold that proud distinction? There was a time when So Cal was relatively immune to this multi-colored crapola. Maybe we weren't, and I just ignored it. Who knows.
Step away from the TV, take off the wife-beater and put on a real T shirt, climb down off the top of the 'bago and go to the beach.
Its So Cal, man...and you're a Malibite. Leave the head-spinning, neck-craining, ear-bleeding, circle-driving, coors light-swilling, to those in states east of I15 and indulge in some So Cal finery - the beach, the mountains, a rock show, the Bowl...whatever.
I want to be less like everyone else, not more.
I just don't get it. People at work are into it (which is funny enough... they became fans within the last couple of years, and have always loved "racing...") Whatever.
THEY (Fontukey) gets two races.
Man, I hive up if I gotta go east of the 605. East of I15 and I may as well be on another planet.
NASCAR - you're killing me. Hygene-sided (crest, tide, et al...) many hued rigs turning left is completely lost on me. F1 - I get a little bit of a pulse (shifting, mixing in a right turn, etc...) NASCAR -its just another reason to sit on your car and get plowed, then drive home. The only thing funnier than shirtless 'necks standing on top of RV's in the baking sun watching cars go in a circle is NASCAR on radio. Now THAT is funny.
VROOM
("Play by Play" guy) Ernie (or Dale, or Kyle, or who ever) just whizzed by...
VROOM
(Color Commentator) Yup.
VROOM
Fastest Growing....didn't the WWE/WWF/LMNO recently hold that proud distinction? There was a time when So Cal was relatively immune to this multi-colored crapola. Maybe we weren't, and I just ignored it. Who knows.
Step away from the TV, take off the wife-beater and put on a real T shirt, climb down off the top of the 'bago and go to the beach.
Its So Cal, man...and you're a Malibite. Leave the head-spinning, neck-craining, ear-bleeding, circle-driving, coors light-swilling, to those in states east of I15 and indulge in some So Cal finery - the beach, the mountains, a rock show, the Bowl...whatever.
I want to be less like everyone else, not more.
I just don't get it. People at work are into it (which is funny enough... they became fans within the last couple of years, and have always loved "racing...") Whatever.