Got milk?

[Iguana Don]

As I sit here in this tundratic wasteland, my mind has an opportunity to exercise and wonder (scary huh).

Well I was sitting here the other night and came up with these questions.

Why does cottage cheese have an expiration date on it?
Isn't it already curdled milk?

Same goes for yogurt.

After some cheeses have aged for years, why do they have a limited shelf life?

Why will hogs and pigs eat anything except onions?

Why do whales sing standing on their head?

Why will we not let Elvis and Dale Ernhart die and rest in peace?

More later


ID the Inquisitor

 

[chrispete]

Why does cottage cheese have an expiration date on it?
Isn't it already curdled milk?

To cover the manufacturer's arse...

Same goes for yogurt.

To cover the manufacturer's arse...

After some cheeses have aged for years, why do they have a limited shelf life?

To cover the manufacturer's arse...

Why will hogs and pigs eat anything except onions?

They like to keep their breath fresh...

Why do whales sing standing on their head?

They like the head rush...

Why will we not let Elvis and Dale Ernhart die and rest in peace?

Speaking of, I saw Dale driving Elvis to the corner store yesterday.

 

[Iguana Don]

"To cover the manufacturer's arse..."


Cows could be sued!

 

[chrispete]

heh, the cows are simply contracted suppliers...

(This is your brain, this is your brain 4 days into a migraine) :waydead:

 

[Dectek]

She sat on her tuffit eatting Curds and Whey. HMMMM curds and whey are SOUR MILK!!!! I guess she did not look at the expiration date.

 

[weight_for_me]

..I ever had was so old that the round was green with mould. Cut it off to get at the Canadian Cheddar inside. It came straight from the shelf of a small Ontario factory....absolutely fantastic!!
Randy...

 

[Iguana Don]

Dectek once bubbled...
She sat on her tuffit eatting Curds and Whey. HMMMM curds and whey are SOUR MILK!!!! I guess she did not look at the expiration date.

Curds and whey is the archaic term for what we now call cottage cheese.