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I just saw a Mares ad touting the "Morphos Arm Chair design" and got this image of some guy assuming the Arm Chair position, without fins, getting around solely on GastroPro-pulsion Technology.

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Again, the reason the dive companies keep coming up with stranger and stranger BCs is that they are nearly pure profit, a bag of air and a few pieces of cloth and plastic clips. The evolution of the poodle jacket continues and people who have fears of the water continue to purchase them to address these subconcious fears. They are secuity blankets, life jackets. N
 
Thanks for that mental picture--now I gotta clean the Diet Coke off my screen!
Thank goodness masks cover noses...
 
CBulla:
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Hello... no post like that is complete without a picture!

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I don't know how to generate one, but I think it would make a great "smilie."
 
CBulla:
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Hello... no post like that is complete without a picture!

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