I'm not questioning it. I just want to borrow your time travel device. I want to go back in time to when Microsoft was a no-name company with cheap stock, and buy up a bunch so I can go ahead and retire comfortably. 
(I was just having a little fun at the expense of a typo... I hope you aren't offended. I meant no disparagement on the computer itself.)

(I was just having a little fun at the expense of a typo... I hope you aren't offended. I meant no disparagement on the computer itself.)