scubaleg
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A well-dressed business man is stopped by a homeless bum on the street, who asks him for $5.
The man pulls out a five dollar bill, but just before handing it to the bum, says, "Wait a minute. Are you going to spend this on booze?"
The bum replies, "No, sir. I quit drinking years ago."
The man says, "Well, then, are you going to use it to go gambling?"
The bum replies, "No. I haven't gambled in years, either."
The man then asks, "So, what are you going to use this money for? Green fees at a public golf course?"
The bum replies, "Of course not. I haven't golfed for years. All I want to do is buy some food to eat."
The man says, "Forget the five bucks. I'm taking you home with me and my wife will make you a fantastic, five-course, home cooked meal!"
The surprised bum replies, "Are you sure? I mean, I'm smelly, the clothes are filthy, I need a shave and a haircut. Won't you're wife get mad at you?"
The man replies, "Yeah, she'll be mad alright. But, it's worth it...I"ll be able to show her what would happen to me if I quit drinking, gambling, and playing golf!"
The man pulls out a five dollar bill, but just before handing it to the bum, says, "Wait a minute. Are you going to spend this on booze?"
The bum replies, "No, sir. I quit drinking years ago."
The man says, "Well, then, are you going to use it to go gambling?"
The bum replies, "No. I haven't gambled in years, either."
The man then asks, "So, what are you going to use this money for? Green fees at a public golf course?"
The bum replies, "Of course not. I haven't golfed for years. All I want to do is buy some food to eat."
The man says, "Forget the five bucks. I'm taking you home with me and my wife will make you a fantastic, five-course, home cooked meal!"
The surprised bum replies, "Are you sure? I mean, I'm smelly, the clothes are filthy, I need a shave and a haircut. Won't you're wife get mad at you?"
The man replies, "Yeah, she'll be mad alright. But, it's worth it...I"ll be able to show her what would happen to me if I quit drinking, gambling, and playing golf!"
