FREE Drysuit, Regulators, and Fins with Goat Purchase!

[Deep6_Official]

Will it keep my grass trimmed? I could be interested...

Probably not though since it would probably eat the Aloe Vera plant and other things in the planter.

Yes, it will keep your grass trimmed. However, if you decide you don't want the goat, you can exchange the goat for a shoulder massage from Chris and keep the gear that came "free" with your purchase. :-D

 

[Brandon]

You're really pimping these shoulder massages hard...

 

[Deep6_Official]

When we deliver the goat it will probably involve renting a mini-van... and we'll definitely be getting the additional "everything is covered with no questions asked" insurance.

 

[Lorenzoid]

Talcum powder for the drysuit seals, curry powder for the goat.

 

[seaseadee]

This never gets old...

 

[RainPilot]

I wonder if Buhlmann saved the bubbly goats for festive occasions?

 

[Skinsfan0260]

Valentine's Day is coming so we've added an awesome gear package to our Unexploded Goat.

HUGE GOAT PACKAGE: Unexploded Goat now comes standard with a Deep Six gear package (valued at almost $3,000) including a Makara custom-cut drysuit, a full regulator set for a doubles/twin-set or sidemount configuration, and a set of Eddy fins!*

White-glove delivery service, dinner with the Deep Six team, and a giant load of D6 swag also included with purchase of an Unexploded Goat. We're "giving away the farm" with this promotion! (see what I did there? I know, it was a baaaaaad joke.)

Unexploded goats... you know you want one. Contiguous US only; actual goat pictured may not be representative of the goat you receive, but if you buy this (seriously, please buy this) you *will* receive a genuine live goat.

*gear substitution of equal value available with purchase of Unexploded Goat.

I have to check with the city on keeping a goat as a pet. If they say no can we get the goat exploded. Well maybe not exploded but prepackaged would be nice.