Ha...and I'd rather eat broken glass than go back to any location in AK.
Toward the end of my time there I felt like a convict that was nearing the end of his sentence. Granted Southcentral Alaska is beautiful. My problem is that the weather sucks...summer is a thing for residents to imagine since there really isn't one there, it's colder than a well digger's @$$ during the winter, it's dark, the place is filthy from the roads being covered with ice and snow and then over sanded to clear them, and there is really nothing to do unless you are interested in skiing, hunting, fishing or climbing. Oh...and the cost of living is ridiculous and the school system in Anchorage sucks too.
You're probably just experiencing a little culture shock, not being used to any culture at all.
You just need to get out and make some friends and enjoy what Ft. Worth has to offer. I do feel for you if you are actually west of Ft. Worth. It's not the end of the Earth, but you can see it from there.
Maybe you and your wife should do a little traveling around the state. There are actually mountains in SW Texas, pine trees so thick and tall in East Texas that you can see nothing else, beautiful rolling hills and Live Oaks in Central Texas, and plenty of beachfront from Beaumont to Brownsville. Anything you want to do (short of snow skiing) is available to you.
If you ever have the time and inclination come on down to Austin. The diving in Lake Travis is pretty good and there is plenty to do...even if you're into the typical Alaskan outdoor activities.