Favorite/Funniest sig lines...

[Lil' Irish Temper]

I like PennyPue's Sig Lines.....


How do you save a man from drowning?
You take your foot off his head.........or not.

It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live .
-Victor Hugo

Women aren't evil, we're morally challenged. -Pue

Nooooooooo, not Penny's

 

[aquaoren]

Mike Ferarra:

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty
and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up,
totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW----WHAT A RIDE!!!"

I'll second this one too.

 

[FreeFloat]

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I like yours, too

 

[Mrs.Prages]

I have to say I like penny's as well. When I was working as a guide on the New River, I actually saved a few lives by removing my foot, or my paddle. ...Sometimes I didn't though.

 

[kidspot]

I've quoted Penny's "drowning man" line a few times - mostly to lifeguards...

 

[WarmWaterDiver]

My favorite recently is from DivingCRNA

"I see stupid people..."

After seeing this yesterday, I've been muttering / whispering that in my head or under my breath at work all day today . . .

Before that, my past favorite, was someone had a line as if quoted from Doppler, about not caring if someone dove DIR or ****** Supreme, but I haven't seen it in a while - I think it was Jonnythan maybe?

 

[pennypue]

uh-oh...don't encourage her...

LOL, MOI???

I can't remember who has it on there sig line, or exactly how it goes....but it's something said by the diver's instructor and involves panicked divers grabbing for your reg and "this is why we carry knives". I love that.

 

[kidspot]

oh no - you encouraged her

 

[pennypue]

Nooooooooo, not Penny's

Yessssssss.

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But I gotta say, this is gooooood. I can almost hear them from here. :lilbunny:

 

[pennypue]

oh no - you encouraged her

I've been shopping for more, but I'm limited to the number of characters I can use.
Poor Pue.:whack: No space for Pue!