Favorite/Funniest sig lines...

[kidspot]

I get such a laugh out of some of the signature lines here on SB - so what the funniest you've found here on SB (other than your own that is )?

Maybe we'll have a poll eventually where you can vote on your favorites...

My two favorites (so far) are:

ScubaFreak

Save a cow - eat a vegetarian

and:​

Cancun Mark
​

nothing in a cave is worth dieting for...​

 

[Snowbear]

Mike Ferarra:

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty
and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up,
totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW----WHAT A RIDE!!!"

 

[MissyP]

Cancun Mark
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nothing in a cave is worth dieting for...​

that one's made me chuckle too

 

[diversteve]

I don't know whose it is, but I like the one that goes something like:

Better to die in your sleep than screaming in terror like my grandfather's passengers.

I also like Mike Ferarra's

 

[kidspot]

yup - that one is funny...

Last time I heard it, it went like this ..."When I die, I want to go peacfully in my sleep like grandpa... not like his 4 passengers, screaming in terror..."

 

[ScubaFreak]

Hey thanks Kidspot...I feel so special

I like Missy P's!!

That handle on life gag makes me chuckle

 

[MissyP]

I like Missy P's!!
That handle on life gag makes me chuckle

Now, its my turn to feel special :giveusahu <~~ for ScubaFreak

 

[ScubaFreak]

Now, its my turn to feel special :giveusahu <~~ for ScubaFreak

awww shucks....:blush:

 

[Diver_Gurl82]

I like PennyPue's Sig Lines.....


How do you save a man from drowning?
You take your foot off his head.........or not.

It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live .
-Victor Hugo

Women aren't evil, we're morally challenged. -Pue

 

[ScubaFreak]

I like PennyPue's Sig Lines.....


How do you save a man from drowning?
You take your foot off his head.........or not.

It is nothing to die; it is frightful not to live .
-Victor Hugo

Women aren't evil, we're morally challenged. -Pue

uh-oh...don't encourage her...