SkimFisher
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My OW instructor was awesome, but there were people in my class that I wouldn't even snorkel with...
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Grats. Guess that taught you not do things like that?When I first got certified twenty years ago I was gently batting a puffer fish from one hand to the other to make it inflate for a pic...just because they don't have teeth and look like they're smiling doesn't mean they can't bite your finger to the bone.
offthewall1, I completely agree with idocsteve, and the very fact that that's true should stop you in your tracks and give you furiously to think
I work in an ER. The litany of incredibly stupid things I've seen people do, and the incredible degree to which people are capable of misunderstanding what they are carefully told, has virtually no limits. For example, a woman came in to me because she had a toothache. She'd been to the clinic and they had seen her and prescribed pain medication. She had filled her prescription, but here she was in the ER. She hadn't TAKEN any of the pain med. Why? Because the pharmacist told her she could take it every four hours . . . and it hadn't been four hours yet.
You can instruct with loving care; you can ask your students questions and watch them like a hawk to try to be sure they really understood what you told them. But I can guarantee you that some of them are going to leave with imperfect memory or incomplete or erroneous understanding, or they're going to get creative, and they're going to do something "stupid". Hopefully it will be something funny and harmless, but I don't think anybody can count on that.
When I first got certified twenty years ago I was gently batting a puffer fish from one hand to the other to make it inflate for a pic...just because they don't have teeth and look like they're smiling doesn't mean they can't bite your finger to the bone.
So, my buddy and I are on the dive boat in Grand Cayman waiting for the last divers to arrive. It's a perfect day, warm and sunny, gentle breeze. Five minutes late for the departure a Dad and son stroll down the dock to the boat pulling identical Oceanic rolling dive bags. The dive masters help them aboard and ask if they want help setting up gear. The bags are unzipped and inside........brand new oceanic kits. I mean brand new. I mean still in the boxes and wrappers. Regulators in boxes, octopus in its own box. Tags still on the BCs. Oceanic computers still in the boxes.
The dive operator is known for customer service so they immediately start assembling the gear. Running back to the shop to get the right tools, one of the DM even reading the computer manuals to figure out how to set things up. We had a chuckle as the younger guy strapped a sharp pointed knife to his arm.
Now these guys were probably not brand new divers. They were both on EAN. I may be making a presumption here. Maybe the shop that sold them the gear gave them an all inclusive training deal. In the end, the dive boat left 15 minutes late.
I would not have been as accommodating as the dive operator (but then again, I wasn't working for a tip). I hope they were well compensated by these divers. I did ask one of them afterward about their diving confidence. A DM stayed with them then whole dive.
In my opinion, these were incredibly rude divers. They were obviously not prepared. Who would even think about doing a dive without first personally assembling and testing gear in a more controlled setting? Who would wear and rely on a computer without fully reading the manual?
Any one else have similar observations or experiences?