Dork Divers Manifesto

[Ber Rabbit]

I LOVE the cert card! Great design!
Ber :lilbunny:

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

<<< Note the snorkle. I also tried on my first wetsuit with the zipper in front and everyone looking at me like I was a raving idiot. And last but not least, this is my surface interval attire (taken by dive buddy DaleHall):

http://www.wolfpack764.com/vortex0720.html

Count me in.

THAT is an adorable picture!! I love it!!! And yeah, I've been to Vortex when it was 34F, with a 10mph NW wind. Good for you for being prepared!!

 

[shellim123]

Desert Diver wants put in for 1 X-Large shirt! The dork is in Roatan

 

[fire_diver]

Is someone actually spearheading the T-shirt production? I'd love to see these made and sold, with all the excess from sales donated to SB. Anyone know where we can get the plastic C-cards made?

I would volunteer to do it myself, but the army is taking me away for over a month.

Comrade stroke

 

[SkullDeformity]

Another trait to add to the list, dork divers don't check their buddy's air and "flash 5s" to communicate air. Go dorks!

 

[cgvmer]

I have posted to the SB support forum asking about the SB store (actually cafeexpress) not working. This would be a good item to support SB and take the load off an individual actually having to coordinate production/delivery of these items.

 

[Teamcasa]

I LOVE the cert card! Great design!
Ber :lilbunny:

Thanks Ber - I'm working on a vendor to provide an actual card! You're first!

Dave

 

[Teamcasa]

I am currently working with a local (to me) vendor for the shirts and hats. In addition, I hope to have c-cards made up as well.
More info coming soon.

I would like to point out that being a geek diver does not automatically qualify you as a certified Dork Diver.
Being a geek is irrelevant to being a Dork. In order to qualify as a Dork Diver you must follow all of the tenants below.

Just a reminder!
DDHF - Dork Divers Have Fun!

Dork Divers is dedicated to diving for fun.
Dork Divers may safely use any type or color of dive gear.
Dork Divers may wear their mask on the forehead.
Dork Divers couldn't care less if your gear cost 10x what theirs did.
Dork Divers like diving in warm tropical seas.
Dork Divers don&#8217;t care about your SAC rate.
Dork Divers don&#8217;t care about how deep you dive.
Dork Divers don&#8217;t care about Trimix.
Dork Divers don't flame posters on ScubaBoard.
Dork Divers respect the boat owner and deck hands.
Dork Divers respect the environment, both above and below.
Dork Divers smile and enjoy the day, even if the dive is called.


Dave

 

[Ber Rabbit]

Thanks Ber - I'm working on a vendor to provide an actual card! You're first!

Dave

YAY! Let me know if you need a better copy of that picture
Ber

 

[shellim123]

I am currently working with a local (to me) vendor for the shirts and hats. In addition, I hope to have c-cards made up as well.
More info coming soon.

I would like to point out that being a geek diver does not automatically qualify you as a certified Dork Diver.
Being a geek is irrelevant to being a Dork. In order to qualify as a Dork Diver you must follow all of the tenants below.

Just a reminder!
DDHF - Dork Divers Have Fun!

Dork Divers is dedicated to diving for fun.
Dork Divers may safely use any type or color of dive gear.
Dork Divers may wear their mask on the forehead.
Dork Divers couldn't care less if your gear cost 10x what their’s did.
Dork Divers like diving in warm tropical seas.
Dork Divers don’t care about your SAC rate.
Dork Divers don’t care about how deep you dive.
Dork Divers don’t care about Trimix.
Dork Divers don't flame posters on ScubaBoard.
Dork Divers respect the boat owner and deck hands.
Dork Divers respect the environment, both above and below.
Dork Divers smile and enjoy the day, even if the dive is called.


Dave

Keep us updated on the progress of the shirts! I know of a few people that are interested!