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Dryglove
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That is me after a day at work dealing with lawmans customers
ut:I strongly concur. Not only is Goo addictive but with too much Goo in your blood stream you can forget to check your air supply until it is too late at which point you will become a STROKE. Scuba T ank O K but Empty!
Rooster1
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lawman.......you are a complete animal, (mostly manatee I think)
Wreck/Tec
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OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH, Lawmans back, and there's blood in the water!
You are colorful, I'll say that much.
Wreck/Tec
You are colorful, I'll say that much.
Wreck/Tec
Very, very funny. 
So, Lawman, is that what happened? Were you doing too much trimix in the '60's? :goofy:
So, Lawman, is that what happened? Were you doing too much trimix in the '60's? :goofy:
Scuba
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General Lawman, Sir,
Do not be perturbed by the forces of darkness seeking to hide the truth. Our prestigious Award Ceremony was relegated to the Humor section. And now what should be a mandatory warning shown to every new victim.... errrr, I meant, unsuspecting new comer to this board, has likewise been relegated to the Humor section.
This isn't funny. Its outragous. Its must be a bad joke by those with no sense of humor.
Now, to the matter at hand General.
I am honored to report to you that the enemy is being engaged and driven back on all fronts. There are reports coming in from all sectors of much grumbling and complaining because the brave and courageous Anti DIR Forces of Light are just as obnoxious, and causing as much disruption, if not more so, than those DIR Forces of Darkness. Its called progress, General. We're moving forward! On the way to Total Victory.
The troops of the ADFOL warrior clan are ready for your inspection, Sir.
Notice the most technologically advanced gear carried by the most feared warriors in all the 7 Seas.
Notice that long and bulky snorkel. The octo hose trailing behind, somewhere back there dangling in the current or caught on something. This is designed to confuse the enemy so he won't be able to get any air from us, cause they sure as heck ain't getting the regulator in my mouth. I carry a big sharp 12" Bowie to make sure of that.
Notice how the latest HUB vest wraps around the body to protect from shrapnel. With its neumatically controlled wings and hidden hoses, streamlining is maximized for mobility and all failure points are fully protected. All this in addition to the terrifying bungeed wings of death, wrapped around an extra heavy gauge steel tank designed to sink faster and thus outmaneuver the enemy. This is worn with the latest and wettest of all wetsuits, along with the latest split fins to provide full speed ahead with maximum ease and comfort when chasing the enemy. All soldiers carry 50 lbs of lead in their quick release velcro pockets. Just imagine the carnage this causes when dropped from above on a platoon of unsuspecting enemy soldiers. Not to even mention that deadliest weapon of choice - the computer. That has been proven to instantly turns them into babblers: blah blah.... blah blah..... blah.
When one of these brave warriors is on the charge, its been witnessed to cause their Jetfins with their springs straps and all to fall out of their feet. So much for one piece failure points.
Rest assure General, that the valiant and courages forces of light will drive the last of the DIR zeolots back to that dark hole in the ground they call a home....errr I meant cave. But we will not stop there! We will not stop until the bright light of freedom to choose shines in every chamber, in every nook and cranny, of that 18,000 ft. cave.
We must stay the course without waiver.
Do not be perturbed by the forces of darkness seeking to hide the truth. Our prestigious Award Ceremony was relegated to the Humor section. And now what should be a mandatory warning shown to every new victim.... errrr, I meant, unsuspecting new comer to this board, has likewise been relegated to the Humor section.
This isn't funny. Its outragous. Its must be a bad joke by those with no sense of humor.
Now, to the matter at hand General.
I am honored to report to you that the enemy is being engaged and driven back on all fronts. There are reports coming in from all sectors of much grumbling and complaining because the brave and courageous Anti DIR Forces of Light are just as obnoxious, and causing as much disruption, if not more so, than those DIR Forces of Darkness. Its called progress, General. We're moving forward! On the way to Total Victory.
The troops of the ADFOL warrior clan are ready for your inspection, Sir.
Notice the most technologically advanced gear carried by the most feared warriors in all the 7 Seas.
Notice that long and bulky snorkel. The octo hose trailing behind, somewhere back there dangling in the current or caught on something. This is designed to confuse the enemy so he won't be able to get any air from us, cause they sure as heck ain't getting the regulator in my mouth. I carry a big sharp 12" Bowie to make sure of that.
Notice how the latest HUB vest wraps around the body to protect from shrapnel. With its neumatically controlled wings and hidden hoses, streamlining is maximized for mobility and all failure points are fully protected. All this in addition to the terrifying bungeed wings of death, wrapped around an extra heavy gauge steel tank designed to sink faster and thus outmaneuver the enemy. This is worn with the latest and wettest of all wetsuits, along with the latest split fins to provide full speed ahead with maximum ease and comfort when chasing the enemy. All soldiers carry 50 lbs of lead in their quick release velcro pockets. Just imagine the carnage this causes when dropped from above on a platoon of unsuspecting enemy soldiers. Not to even mention that deadliest weapon of choice - the computer. That has been proven to instantly turns them into babblers: blah blah.... blah blah..... blah.
When one of these brave warriors is on the charge, its been witnessed to cause their Jetfins with their springs straps and all to fall out of their feet. So much for one piece failure points.
Rest assure General, that the valiant and courages forces of light will drive the last of the DIR zeolots back to that dark hole in the ground they call a home....errr I meant cave. But we will not stop there! We will not stop until the bright light of freedom to choose shines in every chamber, in every nook and cranny, of that 18,000 ft. cave.
We must stay the course without waiver.
:bonk: :bonk: Its your screen that makes them look in sequence, mine alternates. For the cost of a gue tek 1 course you can get it fixed.:bonk: Of course then your wife will bonk you ,alternately. That brings to mind the old joke. Why did the moron keep hitting himself over the head? Cause it felt good when he stopped.:bonk:
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