DIR "Paint It Black" funny lyrics

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A while back somewhere on Scubaboard, somebody posted some funny DIR lyrics to the Rolling Stones "Paint It Black".

I've tried the search function here as well as using google to search the site to no avail. Does anyone know where to find it or even know what I'm talking about?

Thanks,
Bryan.
 
NWGratefulDiver:
Well, mebbe a little song will help explain it all ...

I see a red wing and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the strokes walk by dressed in their neon clothes
I have to turn my head because their snorkel glows
I see a line of fins and they’re all painted black
My drysuit came in blue I have to take it back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a rant from GI3 it just happens ev’ry day
I look inside my mask and see the skirt is black
I see my red wing and it has been painted black
Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts
It’s not easy to find your team when their whole kit is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
My gear will be black till they invent a darker hue
If I look hard enough with my Halcyon HID
I’ll spot the blue H on my buddy’s BCD

I see a red wing and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the strokes walk by dressed in their neon clothes
I have to turn my head because their snorkel glows
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black
Yeah!


... (ducking quickly for cover) ...
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... Bob (Grateful Diver)
Thank you NWGratefulDiver for the great song!
 
I love it. Its better than the going out to the bar with your DIR buddies. Gotta have a sence of hummor
 
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