DIR-F report: This ain’t no Clown College

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Well…I would have been doing pretty well if this were the entrance exam to Clown College! :klclown:

This is not going to be a blow-by-blow description of the class, since that’s been documented many times in the past and can be found by doing a simple search. I just want to share my personal impressions of the whole experience.

I absolutely loved the class and am very glad I participated in it. I considered the content of the class very well organized. It presented us with the perfect opportunity to find out which areas of our diving we needed improvement in. As it turns out, the areas that I need to work on are… well… all of them. :11:

As I’m sure you all can guess, I got a <I>provisional</I> rating. I can say to those of you that have already taken the class that I won’t be thinking about going downtown anytime soon. I have a whole new level of respect for anyone who has passed this class and is able to perform these skills well. However, what impresses me the most is the level of situational awareness that is taught and expected throughout the class.

I think we were very lucky to have two very gifted instructors teaching together. While I found their styles to be very different, they were a very nice complement to each other. Their ability in the water was really something for people to aspire to. Words that came to mind when watching them perform menial tasks were “grace” and “poise”.

To both Michael Kane and Brandon Schwartz, I offer my sincere thanks for sharing their knowledge with us.

It reminded me a lot of the classes that we had back in the 70s and early 80s. A great deal of emphasis was placed on proficiency and skill back then. Although, the classes themselves were very different, what I mean by “the same” was the level of intensity.

The best thing about going through an actual class like this as opposed to gathering information second hand was that it really helped to demystify everything. This stuff is not brain surgery. It’s not easy, but just requires a commitment to practicing what will ultimately add to our diving enjoyment at any level. I have no doubt that over time, anyone who was in that class has the ability to learn everything that was taught. After all, it’s not a race and the prize goes to everyone who is willing to put forth the effort.

I can see how continuing to develop my diving ability will lead to increased safety for my team, and myself. In addition to increased safety will be the part that I really look forward to… more fun!

Speaking of fun… there were many memorable moments from our class, some of which I’m sure others will share.

Here are just a few of the moments that I’ll remember for a very long time.

The first night in Avalon, we went to dinner as a group to Ristorante Villa Portofino. We had a wonderful time getting to know each other and listening to stories of diving in places that some of us hope to visit someday.

When attempting to do the backward kick, I kept imagining what I must have looked like. It was such a comical vision that I kept laughing and flooding my mask. I continued to try to do the kick while clearing my mask, which made me laugh even more. I never did go backwards. The bottom line is that the dog finally died and I stopped trying once I was exhausted.

Normally, getting in at the dive park on Catalina Island is as easy as it gets and is like walking into a lake. Well, on Sunday the wind had really whipped up some sizable breakers. For those of you who are familiar with the location, some or these breakers were actually going over the top of the stairs as well as over the breakwater with a bit of force.

One of the members of our team had a fin ripped off by one of these waves and unfortunately had to sit out the rest of that dive. Another member of our team managed to find the fin after the dive. At first, we didn’t realize that it was one of us looking for the fin or that this was what he was doing. At the bottom of the stairs in the middle of the breaking waves, he looked like a killer whale doing a show at Sea World. At one point Michael asked, “Is that guy in trouble?” It was hard to tell, but a couple of seconds later his seizure stopped and he held up the lost fin! The whole crowd who was watching this display of… well…I really don’t know what to call it… began to applaud and cheer the fin recovery.

Besides that one piece of gear, we all managed to get in and out of the water without incident. Even the one who lost his fin wasn’t really having a difficult time. It’s just that the fin got sucked off of his foot. It was really just a matter of timing. It actually looked much worse than it was.

Then there was the dive where as part of a team of three my mask was removed to simulate a “no vis” environment. Once my mask was gone, another teammate was told to be “out of air”. Then the last member of the team had kelp wrapped around their legs just to keep it interesting. I love those kinds of exercises!

Of course the video sessions were something to remember, but it loses something in the translation to try to describe that in words.

I would recommend this class to anyone who wants to advance their diving to a new level of enjoyment and understanding. I’ll just leave you all with the attached picture of myself coming out of the water and talking to some people about our class. I am now in my official 30 days of quarantine.

Christian
 
Thanks for the report -- it made me chuckle and remember my recent experiences.

After all, it’s not a race and the prize goes to everyone who is willing to put forth the effort.
So very, very true. It isn't rocket science, and I'm with you, none of this is beyond anybody who wants to work at it.

Congratulations on joining the great mass of provisionals . . . :)
 
Congratulations on surviving another Kane/Schwartz special!! Great instructors, and a lot of fun besides.
 
Dude!

:D

Nice report! That back-wards kick... you laughed your mask full of water. I cried mine full.

Going to suspend tomorrows fun dive as the air temp should be close to zero with wind chills in the minus teens (water temps rapidly approaching the 30s), and spend it at the pool having a friend video my kicks. I'm bringing a playback LED monitor so I can do some kicks... review the tape.... do some more kicks... review the tape...until they toss us out of the Y.
 
Hey ppo2 diver. You'll have a good time and learn more than you can imagine. Both of these guys are top notch. Both personally and professionally they are good people.
They are both humorous, and are the kind of people you'd want to be around.
But, having said that. They see everything!! Just when you think you've gotten away with something, you'll feel one of 'em either tap or tug on you someplace with their hand out. You'll shake your head and hand over your mask. We thought we'd trick 'em back by having extra masks. No matter, their mask collection just got bigger, thats all. :)
 
Every report I read from the participants in these classes makes me feel more like I should take one. I probably couldn't even earn a provisional but the experience sounds like fun.
Ber :lilbunny:
 
Randy43068:
No matter, their mask collection just got bigger, thats all. :)
Our instructor warned us before the dive that his arm had sufficient space for several masks. So, we didn't even try it. :)
 
Ber Rabbit:
Every report I read from the participants in these classes makes me feel more like I should take one. I probably couldn't even earn a provisional but the experience sounds like fun.
Ber :lilbunny:
It's not about earning a provisional or not, it's about the learning. Unless you are a risk to yourself or others in the water, you will probably earn a provisional, but that is up to the instructor I guess.

I wouldn't worry too much about it, though. Just taking the course and walking away without anything but the knowledge and experience would be well worth the price of admission.

If you have no plans to take cave or tech courses offered from GUE, then it really makes no difference if you get the cert except that you'll be a much better diver.

Chris
 
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