There's more than one Aloha Dive Shop? The one I knew was in Hawaii Kai and owned by an old harridan ex-showgirl named Jackie. Her running mate was a nice one-legged lady named Renee.
Renee did a spin one night in the shop like a top, lost her balance, and leveled half of the shop -> things went flying everywhere. It was the funniest thing I ever saw, and she thought it was pretty good as well. Jackie was another story - she was so cheap that she used to use a piece of bent rebar on her larger boat to anchor in Moanalua Bay. It drove me nuts watching these bozos anchor and then plow the reef until it set.
Our discussions wound up being being a little less than civil on that topic. In her earlier days when she first opened up shop, she used to throw some pretty wild parties too - worthy of anything any Vegas or Hollywood debaucheries. I missed those fortunately - but the stories were legendary.