Denise's very own NONSENSE THREAD

[mike_s]

Speaking of Denise(s) in plural, my husband says he has had an affair....but it was with me.

(oh man this one is going to be too easy.....)


Which one of your personalities is he having the affair with?


Denise (good girl) or Denise (Bad Girl) ?

 

[paulwall]

(oh man this one is going to be too easy.....)


Which one of your personalities is he having the affair with?


Denise (good girl) or Denise (Bad Girl) ?

More like Denise on her meds and Denise off her meds

 

[denisegg]

Well let me put it this way....he kept the mistress

 

[denisegg]

More like Denise on her meds and Denise off her meds

who told you I was on meds?....no really, who told you?


....alot of good that privacy act did...:shakehead

 

[frankc420]

Meds being 32oz cups of alcohol? Most likely straight liquor.

 

[denisegg]

No....that doesn't replace the meds..it enhances them

 

[PePaw]

I'm not allowed to take alcohol with mine.
So I miss a lot of my doses.

 

[denisegg]

No wonder you also have to have shock therapy.

 

[photohikedive]

You are quite confused Scubakris...so let me try to set the record straight for you....I smell soooo good men dream about finding my phone number in indiscreet places so they might get near enough to me to smell my designer perfume from France that I purchased at Macy's . I do not smoke, I do not use outhouses and I do not wear foul smelling perfume that can be purchased at places like Walmart, drug stores or the like.

sorry, all I heard was dream, do not do not do not

 

[photohikedive]

Laugh it up!!!! :10:

You guys "wish" you could get your hands on any "one" of me!!!! :blinking:

I am not even going to go here....