Denise's very own NONSENSE THREAD
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That sounds like a challenge Mike_s...what are the odds of finding it?
mike_s
Contributor
You mean the one with Dr. Scratchansniff, Yakko, Wakko, & Dot?
Monkey Song
YouTube - Monkey Song
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Monkey Song Lyrics
Dr. Scratchansniff: One Monday morning, I got up late,
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard went to stop them but he had no luck;
The monkeys got free and they ran amok.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: My office was run by the studio nurse,
I came downstairs and what could be worse?
The monkeys were doing a crazy dance;
They put buggies in my underpants.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Monkeys danced, then I danced, too...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: I ran outside to get a stick,
But I tell you, friends; those monkeys were quick,
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace,
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!
Hello Nurse: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko: Oh, for a nickel, I'll give you a clue...
Dot: I didn't know your eyes were blue...
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: I went to my bath for a shower and shave,
The monkeys' gonna put me into my grave...
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: They're crazy nutso, I'm telling you...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, by this time, I was feeling dread;
They were using a shoe brush to shine my head.
I asked them to leave, but they stayed around.
They pulled the chain and "Whee!", I went down!
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue!
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, my patience ran out and I'm telling you, sure...
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door.
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Now I'm in the stew... Oh, pooh.
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you!
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo.
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: One Monday morning, I got up late,
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard went to stop them but he had no luck;
The monkeys got free and they ran amok.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: My office was run by the studio nurse,
I came downstairs and what could be worse?
The monkeys were doing a crazy dance;
They put buggies in my underpants.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Monkeys danced, then I danced, too...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: I ran outside to get a stick,
But I tell you, friends; those monkeys were quick,
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace,
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!
Hello Nurse: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko: Oh, for a nickel, I'll give you a clue...
Dot: I didn't know your eyes were blue...
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: I went to my bath for a shower and shave,
The monkeys' gonna put me into my grave...
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: They're crazy nutso, I'm telling you...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, by this time, I was feeling dread;
They were using a shoe brush to shine my head.
I asked them to leave, but they stayed around.
They pulled the chain and "Whee!", I went down!
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue!
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Well, my patience ran out and I'm telling you, sure...
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door.
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew.
Dr. Scratchansniff: I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Now I'm in the stew... Oh, pooh.
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you!
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do!
Yakko, Wakko, Dot: We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo.
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do!
snepdiver
Contributor
which part?...that PHD is trying to get me to run away with him or that MDB would be glad to help him pack?
AuTgrDvr
Contributor
O.k., It's past 11:30 and all I see is nonsense......Denise, can I count on you for Key Largo?! I need to actually dive deeper than 3 feet when I travel so long....lol.
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