You’re trying too hard to be insulting. There is no “the Orange” in NJ. There’s South Orange and West Orange which are really nice neighborhoods. You’re talking about East Orange. “Lacking charm”. But that’s a minority area so I guess we understand your meaning. Have you actually been to NJ?Then there's the Orange, Essex County in NJ, with all of the, uh, charms of the Garden State . . .
Your change to your original post is a good case of pulling your left foot out to make way for your right.