Dear Dork Divers Advice Column – Ask us your questions

[RainPilot]

I only see a broken image in reply. #StoryOfMyDorkyDiverLife

https://www.scubaboard.com/community/attachments/spit-gif.401775/

And now?

 

[NYCNaiad]

https://www.scubaboard.com/community/attachments/spit-gif.401775/

And now?

Permission error as shown below. But from the title...#WhyOhWhyIsRainPilotSpittingOnMe

ScubaBoard - Error
You do not have permission to view this page or perform this action.

 

[Bubblesong]

https://www.scubaboard.com/community/attachments/spit-gif.401775/

And now?

SCUBABOARD error.

 

[RainPilot]

Can you see me now?

#NotSpittingOnYouIt'sDefogging

 

[NYCNaiad]

View attachment 401818

Can you see me now?

Hurrah! Success. Thank you, RainPilot.

***New question***

Dear Dork Divers,

I always assume that other cooler divers want to spit and/or hate on me for my mismatched gear & lack of the precious crotch strap.

Is it all in my head? Am I in my own dorky class?

#MyDorkyHeadIsPositivelySpinning

 

[RainPilot]

Ok so I read the definition of Dork Diver and apparently I am one!

My question: is there any cure?

 

[Bubblesong]

Dear Dork Divers,

I always assume that other cooler divers want to spit and/or hate on me for my mismatched gear & lack of the precious crotch strap.

Is it all in my head? Am I in my own dorky class?

#MyDorkyHeadIsPositivelySpinning

You would be in your own class if you planted a remote control buzzer on that snide guy's crotch strap.

 

[aquacat8]

I made my own crotchety strap... from the long shoulder strap that came with my dive bag, it works fine. Maybe you have a colorful scarf, a belt with a big truck or Elvis on the buckle, or some clothesline, or a dog leash, whatever, if you need to increase your buoyancy a pool noodle might work; my point being you don't have to go without... a crotch strap can be quite stimulating!

 

[offfi]

... a crotch strap can be quite stimulating!

Must be a little awkward, having to get back on the boat with a massive boner...

 

[Dish]

Ok so I read the definition of Dork Diver and apparently I am one!

My question: is there any cure?

No cure required. You have self-realized. You chose the red pill.