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NYCNaiad
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Bubblesong
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NYCNaiad
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Hurrah! Success. Thank you, RainPilot.
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Dear Dork Divers,
I always assume that other cooler divers want to spit and/or hate on me for my mismatched gear & lack of the precious crotch strap.
Is it all in my head? Am I in my own dorky class?
#MyDorkyHeadIsPositivelySpinning
Bubblesong
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aquacat8
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I made my own crotchety strap... from the long shoulder strap that came with my dive bag, it works fine. Maybe you have a colorful scarf, a belt with a big truck or Elvis on the buckle, or some clothesline, or a dog leash, whatever, if you need to increase your buoyancy a pool noodle might work; my point being you don't have to go without... a crotch strap can be quite stimulating!
Dish
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Ok so I read the definition of Dork Diver and apparently I am one!
My question: is there any cure?
No cure required. You have self-realized. You chose the red pill.
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