7) If you want to go by the absolute Buhlmann maximum "ceiling", basically trading operational advantage for DCS risk (i.e. getting you out of the water as fast as possible), that would be a GF of 100/100, so you would be riding the "M value line" and staying just below the ceiling. A bad idea with a high likelihood of DCS, but I think that might be what the OP is asking. That profile would be 2 minutes at 30 feet, 4 minutes at 20 feet, and 35 minutes at 15 feet. About 200 CUF for that dive, doable with double 119s (leaving aside the increased SAC rate from this emergency).
Doctormike, I hate to break it to you, but before GF lots of deco divers were diving pure Buehlman without getting bend. Getting bend does not mean you will die but drowning most likely will lead to death. Another option is to ascend and get out BEFORE you run out of gas and breath 100% on the boat, observe for any signs and symptoms for DCS and take it from there.
Question for Sipadiver: What are you going to do with the information you 'gained' from here? I am worried that you will take away partially correct or apply partially applicable procedures to your dive operation. There is so much misinformation and myth out there already. I agree with doctormike that being curious is great but if you really want to get to the bottom of this and learn i.e. understand what is going on, you may want to start taking advanced courses in decompression and supplement with scientific literature.