Cure for the bends?

[jepuskar]

Uncle Pug, mind if I call you Uncle?

I really don't think I have it in me to become a regulator...I would have a hard time editing someones post..especially if it was too funny, but crossed the line of family oriented language. I guess I could edit it and then send a PM.

How does one become a regulator?

 

[Spectre]

jepuskar once bubbled...
Uncle Pug, mind if I call you Uncle?

*chuckle* I've been fighting the urge to call 'em Puggy for months!

How does one become a regulator?

pure deception and slight of hand. One second you think everything is good, and the next thing you know you've been suckered into working for your posts! :help:

 

[voidware]

hasn't every diver had an experience with expanding intestinal gas? I know I have. Actually, back in the day when I did discover scuba diving, I had really bad gas. I told the instructor I thought I was bent.

brandon

 

[tchil01]

You know, no one wants to unzip my drysuit as it is now. If I have any more gas escape during a dive I'll have to drive home in the thing.

Ty

 

[The Chairman]

voidware once farted...
hasn't every diver had an experience with expanding intestinal gas?

There's a lot of hot air right here in this section! I think I feel a parody coming...

He breaks wind,
Like the sound of a hurricane!
He goes in,
And the ocean just ain't the same!

Well, its allllll, riiiiiiiiiight now...
Now that he's let it pass,
Well, its allllll, riiiiiiiiiight now...
Jumping Uncle Pug,
He's a gas, gas, gas!

With apologies to those who love the Stones and "Jumping Jack Flash"

 

[JDostal]

This is hilarious!!! We were just talking about the whole farting in a dry suit thing last weekend...I haven't had the "joy" of opening someone's drysuit that has done tha yet...but when it does, they are getting a bucket of water poured inside of their suit.

 

[boomx5]

I think you need need a dump valve on the rear end of your dry suit.:tease:

 

[miesemer]

"The pigs were then subjected to the simulated effects of ascending from a three-hour dive at around 240 metres below the surface of the sea. "

It was later reported that tests were discontinued when it was discovered that the pigs didn't have their AOW certification.

-jeff

 

[tchil01]

miesemer once bubbled...
"The pigs were then subjected to the simulated effects of ascending from a three-hour dive at around 240 metres below the surface of the sea. "

It was later reported that tests were discontinued when it was discovered that the pigs didn't have their AOW certification.

-jeff

No Jeff... They were just carrying GUE cards and the chamber operator wouldn't let them in.

OK, sorry, just had to do it

Ty:thunder: