Creation vs. Evolution

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AXL72:
You saying you are Jesus, coming again:freak:

j/k

Your reading way too much into that one. I am a child of God as well, that in turn makes him my father. God has many children, not just Jesus. And before you ask... I am David, not Jesus.
 
bill cosby's joke:

growing up, he thought his name was "Jesus Christ" because his dad would say,

"Jesus Christ, what have you done now?" or "Jesus Christ, I don't belive you just broke that window"

and his brother was "Damn it:" "Damn it, how many times do i have to tell you to make sure the fridge door is closed?"

and one day his dad said to him ,"Come here, damn it!"

and he said, "No, Dad, I'm Jesus Christ"
 
H2Andy:
bill cosby's joke:

growing up, he thought his name was "Jesus Christ" because his dad would say,

"Jesus Christ, what have you done now?" or "Jesus Christ, I don't belive you just broke that window"

and his brother was "Damn it:" "Damn it, how many times do i have to tell you to make sure the fridge door is closed?"

and one day his dad said to him ,"Come here, damn it!"

and he said, "No, Dad, I'm Jesus Christ"

Try Richard Prior... Bill Cosby would definitely not say that.
 
aquanuts...:
Try Richard Prior... Bill Cosby would definitely not say that.


you be wrong!!

it was Cosby, and funny as heck ... back before he became Dr. Huxtable

love it when people talk about things they don't really know much about

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cosby:_Himself

(i would suggest doing a modicum of research before stating that someone else doesn't know what he or she is talking about ... it's common courtesy :wink:)
 
aquanuts...:
Your reading way too much into that one. I am a child of God as well, that in turn makes him my father. God has many children, not just Jesus. And before you ask... I am David, not Jesus.


aquanuts...FYI (as in For Your Information), i posted some text that looked like the following:

j/k

and j/k means just kidding.
 
I'm getting ready to head out on our (me and my sons) trip here in just a few hours - there's still more packing to do (dive gear is definately going!). :( I spent most of yesterday doing that too. :D

I hope everyone has a good and safe Thanksgiving. I'll see ya' next week!

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Mike.
 
Midnight Star:
That's an interesting passage in that it states the earth is hanging somewhere (floating in space, and bound by gravitational forces); almost denotes it as being viewed from a distance ... well beyond the ability of the writers back then to actually see the earth from space, or understand it's relationship in the galaxy.

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Mike.
Yep.

Despite the rants, mockery and accusations of the unbeliever(s), I didn't post the verse with any intention of attempting to 'prove' the Bible or anyone quoted in it says the earth is a round sphere. Despite the continued and repeated accusations, rants and mockery of the same unbeliever(s), it was also in no way an attempt to make a science textbook of the Bible.

The conversation in this thread that I was reading at the time made me think of Job's insight at a time when people weren't supposed to know that the earth is a planet in space that just so happens to be the perfect distance from it's star with a perfect orbit, tilt and rotation to be able to have a climate, atmosphere, gravity, water, etc... that's able to support and maintain such a diverse variety of carbon-based life forms.
 
Screw the pissing context!!

Happy Thanksgiving!!.....Let's pray the Turkeys, which we devour, make it to heaven even though they are heathens and worship the great fowl God of the down pillow. AMEN!:D

j/k....Happy Turkey Day all. And for all you Brits out there, I hear you have to wait until July 4th, 2007 to celebrate your Thanksgiving, so to speak:D.
 
Snowbear:
Despite the rants, mockery and accusations of the unbeliever(s),


hot dang... those pesky unbeliever(s)

:no


Snowbear:
Job's insight at a time when people weren't supposed to know that the earth is a planet in space that just so happens to be the perfect distance from it's star with a perfect orbit, tilt and rotation to be able to have a climate, atmosphere, gravity, water, etc... that's able to support and maintain such a diverse variety of carbon-based life forms.


dang.... and you get all that from:

Snowbear:
Job 26:7 He stretches out the north over the empty place, and He hung the earth on nothing.

you are a very imaginative reader, i must say!

;)
 
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